Sunday, June 28, 2009

Day 5: World's Smoothest Hummus

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Hummus is a funny (but not ha-ha funny) thing: though nearly everyone eats and likes hummus, and it has reached nearly ubiquitous status in our grocery stores and snack tables, most hummus is kind of....eh? Shouldn't something everyone is eating taste really phenomenal? But store-bought hummus (and a whole lot of the homemade variety, too) just misses the mark and is either too bland or too garlicky or too mealy or too thick or just too eh. Plus, for something made out of dirt-cheap beans, store-bought hummus is spendy, and that's just adding insult to injury.

So here's a recipe adapted from my favorite Yankees at America's Test Kitchen for a really smooth, beautifully balanced, painfully simple hummus that will see you through parties, barbeques, and mindless snacking for the rest of the summer. This makes 2 cups, but I suggest doubling it just to have on hand. There is hummus! Ammung us!

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Let's start with fresh lemon juice, a very good place to start. Juice a lemon or two: you'll need about four tablespoons. Mix the lemon juice with the 1/4 cup water in a small bowl and set aside.

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Next, you'll need tahini (which is basically a paste made from roasted sesame seeds), and make it the jarred paste variety, not the dehydrated. This is the spendiest ingredient in the recipe, but a) it's essential and b) you'll be able to keep it in the fridge and make several batches of fresh hummus for the same price as one tub of crappy store hummus. Win! Crack open your jar of tahini, stir well so the oils are evenly mixed, and measure out six-ish tablespoons in another small bowl. (Be advised: tahini does not like to have its picture taken. In every photo I took, it looked sullen, pale, and listless.) Add olive oil, whisk together, and set aside, somewhere over by that lemon water if you feel like it.

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Crack open your can o' chickpeas, drain, and rinse well.

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Throw the chickpeas, garlic, salt, and cayenne in a food processor bowl...

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....process for about fifteen seconds...

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...until you get this coarse, crumbly bean paste. This is, obviously, not the texture we're shooting for, so scrape down the sides of the bowl, start the machine...

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...and slowly drizzle the abandoned lemon water into the feed tube with the processor running. You're making an emulsion, and you will not be able to handle the resulting creaminess.

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Once you've added all the lemon water, stop the processor, scrape down the sides (always with the scraping!), and process for another minute...

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...while slowly adding your tahini/oil mixture. Continue processing for another fifteen to thirty seconds until...

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...you have creamy, velvety, pale-tan hummus! If it looks too thick, you can add a little water and process to desired consistency.

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Spread the hummus into a shallow bowl and drizzle with some olive oil...

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...sprinkle on paprika...

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...and finish with minced parsley.

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Serve with fresh cucumber slices, peppers, and pita breads. Dippable!

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This is obviously great for snack food or appetizers, but I like to add a piece of grilled meat or chicken for a nearly effortless, no-hot-oven-required dinner. Plus, children love dipping various things in tasty paste, it's a fact. Evidence:

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OK, well, sometimes "love" looks like "grimace."

Enjoy! (I'll have printable pdf up just as soon as I reload farking Office. Please excuse my hard drive failure and address all complaints directly to Dell.)

Smooth Lemon Hummus (adapted from America's Test Kitchen)
makes 2 cups

4 T. fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup water
6 T. tahini
2 T. olive oil
1 (14 oz.) can chickpeas, drained and rinsed
2 small garlic cloves, minced
1 t. salt
pinch cayenne
olive oil for drizzling
1/8 tsp paprika
parsley leaves, chopped


Mix lemon juice and water in small bowl; set aside. Mix tahini and oil in another bowl; set aside. Process chickpeas, garlic, salt, and cayenne in food processor for 15-30 seconds. Scrape down sides of bowl. With machine running, slowly add lemon water via feed tube. Scrape down sides of bowl. With machine again running, slowly add tahini/oil mixture via feed tube. Process for about one minute, until mixture is creamy and emulsified. Top with drizzle of olive oil, paprika, and parsley.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Day 4: White Bean & Chorizo Soup

Behold: the return of the Beans! Sorry for the break, folks; life gets messy, just like a plate of you-know-whats. Let's pick right up, shall we? Prepare for Breakneck 30 Days of Beans. One bean recipe, every weekday, for the next 25 days!

white bean and chorizo soup
Next up: a quick-cooking, flavorful soup of white beans, chorizo, tomatoes, onion and celery in a light broth. This soup is exactly the kind of thing I like to eat: hot, spicy, and filled with suggestive-looking meat. (I keed.)

chorizo
First of all: I didn't feel good about these raw chorizo pictures on many levels. I debated about even posting them, but...here for your edification: raw chorizo. Lurid, I know. If graphic tube meats give you the vapors, this soup also tastes great with smoked bacon or no meat at all: just cook the veggies in some extra olive oil. Now, let's get down to beany business, shall we?

chunky chorizo
First, we handle some meat. Either pull off the chorizo casings and crumble the meat or cook them whole and chop them up later: your choice. Render the fat from the chorizo in a little bit of olive oil in a large Dutch oven or stock pot set over medium-high heat. After about seven to ten minutes, remove and drain chorizo on a paper towel. (I will spare you the greasy orange paper towel photos.)

onion
While the chorizo cooks, dice one sweet onion...

celery
...and chop four or five stalks of celery.

onions and celery
Add the onion and celery to the pot and cook, stirring occasionally, until the celery is tender and the onion is beginning to nicely caramelize. Add two cloves of chopped garlic and cook, stirring constantly to avoid scorched, acrid Garlic of Failure, for one minute.

add broth
Now add about 8 cups of chicken stock...

diced tomato
...and one 15 ounce can diced tomatoes for a little color and acidity to wake up the beans. Once the broth is warm...

white beans
...bring in the beans. You'll need about three cups of white beans. If you're short on time, canned is fine. Just rinse them thoroughly before adding to the pot.

soup
Bring to soup to a gentle simmer, add the chorizo back to the pot, and cook for about 20 to 30 minutes. Check your seasoning and add salt and black pepper to taste. Nice, but not mandatory: garnishing with a handful of chopped, flat-leaf parsley for color and brightness of flavor.

white bean and chorizo
Voila. This is one of those quick, under one hour recipes that tastes like you cooked all day, particularly without expensive, processed convenience foods. Or weird mugging from Rachael Ray. Enjoy.

spoonful

White Bean and Chorizo Soup from BeanPlate

serves about 8

1 lb. beef and pork chorizo (or smoked bacon)
2 tsp. olive oil
1 large sweet onion, diced
4 ribs of celery, diced
1 can diced tomatoes
2 cloves of garlic, minced
8 cups low-sodium or homemade chicken broth
3 cans of Great Northern (or any small white) beans
kosher salt
freshly-ground pepper
flat-leaf parsley, minced for garnish

Pull off the chorizo casings and crumble the meat. Render the fat from the chorizo in a little bit of olive oil in a large Dutch oven or stock pot set over medium-high heat. After about seven to ten minutes, remove chorizo from pot and drain on a paper towel.

While the chorizo cooks, dice onion and slice celery. After removing chorizo, add onion and celery to the pot and cook, stirring occasionally, until the celery is tender and the onion is beginning to nicely caramelize. Add two cloves of chopped garlic and cook, stirring constantly to avoid burning, for one minute.

Add chicken stock and tomatoes to pot. Bring soup to a simmer and add beans and chorizo. Once beans are warmed through, season with salt and pepper to taste. Add chopped parsley before serving.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Day 3: Tuscan White Beans with Crispy Sage and Garlic

beans!
Let's get things rolling with a most basic, rustic bean dish: Tuscan White Beans. It involves just a handful of basic ingredients--oil, garlic, sage, beans--combined for maximum flavor. This dish is an interpretation of a traditional Tuscan preparation, fagioli al fiasco which, given the Collapse Of Everything, seems really appropriate these days, no? (Fiasco is actually Italian for "flask" because the beans are slow-cooked in a giant flask of olive oil, but that isn't funny at all.) These beans, adapted from Sally Schneider's recipe in A New Way To Cook, are very low in fat and calories, criminally easy, and astonishingly tasty. You can use any white bean (Great Northern, navy, cannellini) you have on hand.

goya beans
Though this simple preparation is a ideal for flavorful, freshly-cooked beans, you can certainly use canned. The consensus among foodie authorities is that GOYA brand are the tastiest canned option. If you can't find them on the bean aisle at your supermarket, try looking with the Hispanic foods.

rinse yer beans
If you do use canned, be sure to give them a thorough rinse and drain before proceeding.

sliced garlic
First off: thinly slice several heads of garlic, six or even more if you love garlic.

fry the garlic
Add the garlic to your largest non-stick skillet, warmed over medium-low heat with two tablespoons of olive oil. Cover the pan and let the garlic cook for about five minutes, untouched.

toasted garlic
When the garlic is toasty and golden, transfer it to a small bowl with a slotted spoon, leaving the oil in the pan.

plucking leaves
Now you'll need a half-cup to cup of fresh sage leaves, either a handful of wee little leaves or large leaves sliced on the bias. Or a combination of both; just use whatever you have!

sage
The fresh sage is potentially the most expensive part of this dish, but is damn near free if you grow it yourself. Also, it looks exactly like lizard skin but tastes lovely and smells like Thanksgiving and how many foods can say that?

sage in olive oil
I love sage and, like so many things in life, it is only going to be more magical after we fry it. Add the sage leaves to the hot oil in one layer and let them sizzle away. Little bubbles will form around the edges and the sage will gradually darken. No need to turn them: just let them cook. After the leaves are crispy (about five to eight minutes)...

crispy sage
...transfer them to a paper towel to drain.

add chicken stock
Now you have one pan coated with hot, garlicky, sage-y oil. To this pan add about 1/4 cup to 1/2 cup of chicken or vegetable sauce and bring to a low boil. If you like things on the saucy side, err towards more stock.

warm the beans through
Add your drained beans to the hot pan and warm through, stirring gently, for about three to five minutes. I like my beans piping hot, but not so hot that they turn to mush. Once warm, liberally salt and pepper the beans to your taste. I go a little aggressive on the seasoning to combat the unrelenting natural blandness of beans.

garnish with sage and garlic
Divide the beans into four servings and sprinkle each liberally with crispy sage and garlic.

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Serve with some nice crusty bread, and you've got dinner for four, or a nice side dish to a piece of grilled meat. (Enjoy that job while it lasts, lucky.) It is rustic and warm and filling, and the crispy sage really elevates the whole affair, completely eclipsing the reality of a meal that costs just a few dimes per serving. Fiasco? What fiasco?

(Print-ready recipe here.)

Tuscan Beans with Crispy Sage and Garlic
serves 4 as a main dish

3 cups cooked white beans (or 2 cans, drained and rinsed)
2 tablespoons good extra-virgin olive oil
6 large garlic cloves, sliced thin
30-ish small leaves of sage (or about 1/2 cup sliced sage)
¼ to ½ cup low-sodium chicken (or vegetable) broth
kosher salt and ground pepper

Warm the olive oil in a large non-stick skillet set on medium-low heat. Add garlic and cover the pan, cooking until garlic is golden, about 5 minutes. With a slotted spoon, transfer the garlic to a small bowl and set aside.

Increase heat to medium, add the sage leaves to the oil, and cook until the oil is fragrant and the sage becomes darker and crispy. With a slotted spoon, transfer the sage to a paper-towel-lined dish to drain.

Add the chicken broth to the pan, bring to a boil, and add beans, tossing gently until heated through. Add salt and pepper to taste. Divide beans into four bowls, topping each serving liberally with frizzled sage and garlic.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Day 2: Cooking Basic Beans

finished beans
Now, take your soaked beans and follow four basic steps for fully-cooked, delicious, ready-to-use beans :

1. Put them in a large pot with water to cover. For extra flavor, add a bay leaf or a few peppercorns or a few whole cloves of garlic to the pot: just whatever herbs or aromatics you have on hand. (But no squirrels, please. Save that for when the recession really deepens.)

2. Bring the pot to a boil over high heat, skimming any foam off the top. (The foam is a result of water-soluble proteins from the beans and is allegedly bitter, but I think it's mostly unattractive. Skimming is not mandatory, though.) Reduce heat to a simmer and partially cover the pot.

3. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the beans are tender. (For an excellent chart of cooking times by bean-type, go here.) Part-way through cooking, be sure to add 2 teaspoons of salt per pound of beans. (It's an old wives' tale that that you shouldn't salt beans during cooking; be sure to use salt. They will still soften and taste approximately four hundred times better. That said, let it be know that this blog still appreciates and endorses old wives.)

4. If planning on using right away in a recipe that calls for cooked or canned beans, just drain, pick out the spices, and use immediately. Otherwise, you can store these beans in their cooking liquid for up to 3 day in the fridge or 3 months in the freezer. To minimize the slavish farmwifery of it all, just cook up a couple pounds of a basic bean and freeze them in small containers for quick meal prep.

Now, on to the recipes!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Day 1: The Beany Basics

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First, let's get this out of the way: I am not that into beans. I mean, I love the idea of beans, the thrifty, shelf-stable, environmentally correct, nutritious Tao of Beans, and the sweet people in my little family love beans, but when fork hits the plate I am often a bit...underwhelmed.

The beans, they are not so sexy. (And neither are recessions, but I find them marginally sexier than legumes.) So, really, a big part of the 30 Days of Beans is a personal quest to embrace the bean, love the bean, and gussy the little bastards up a bit. But before we can do that, I thought we should discuss the most basic of bean lovemaking rituals: the Sort, Rinse, and Soak. (With nearly all of the upcoming recipes you can use either soaked or canned beans, but give the soaked a shot at least once, OK?)

"What's with all this bean soaking, any-who?" you may be asking, and I have to agree with you. It seems terribly old-fashioned and farmwifey, but dried beans are incredibly economical, gentler to the environment, and taste noticeably better than their canned counterparts. And, honestly, the overnight soak requires minimal effort, just a bit of planning ahead.

Which brings me to the most important reason for soaking dried beans and it is, simply, because beans are filthy. Honestly.

As they are threshed and sifted and dried and bagged and Lord knows what else, beans come into contact with dust, dirt, bacteria, insect larvae, and fertilizers. And those dried beans, sitting innocently on the supermarket shelf, have never been washed because even a little contact with water could cause sprouting or mold growth. (This just keeps getting sexier, right?) So, without further ado, I give you The Sort, Rinse, and Soak.

like sands through the hourglass
First you sort through the beans, sifting them with your fingers.

sort
A bag of beans frequently contains things like this: broken, split, generally funky-looking beans and the occasional rock. (Not. Sexy.)

pebble
Take this rock, for instance. See? The sorting process is crucial to rid your pot of beans of teeth-cracking pebbles...

squirrel
...or other foreign objects. Sorting is critical, is what I'm telling you.

colander
Now rinse those babies off, being sure to get rid of all dust and dirt and squirrel dander.

in the pot
Dump your rinsed beans into the bottom of a large pot...

add water
...and cover with eight cups of cold water for each pound of beans. Put a lid on it (or a Ring On It, depending on your intentions) and let those beans soak overnight. If you're in a hurry, there are lots of quick-soak methods we will explore at a later date.

And, the next morning, you have...

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...plump beans in slightly murky bean water! Dee-lish!

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Back into a colander for one more good rinse...

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...and you have soaked, rehydrated beans! These beans will cook a bit quicker, and quick-cooked beans mean more nutrients, better texture, and earlier dinner. They also feel really wonderful in this stage, like wet, slightly bouncy pebbles from The Sea of Pinto. Run your fingers through them, revel in all the cheap eating possibilities, and think, "Hey, is it just me or is this a tiny bit sexy?"

Maybe.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Putting The Bean In "Beanplate": 30 Days of Musical Fruit

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Hang on to your shortpants and wallets, good people, because, in honor of the deepening, increasingly soul-sucking recession and my new president's urging to sacrifice, tighten my belt, and eat more fiber (I'm paraprahsing), Beanplate proudly announces 30 Days of Musical Fruit (The Electric Legumaloo). Every week day for the next six weeks, Beanplate will feature a new bean recipe, some traditional, some globally-inspired, all dirt-cheap.

So, my fellow Americans and citizens of the world, vegans and veggies and meat-eaters alike, the jobless (holla!) and the downsized and the precariously still-employed, let us join hands together and unite for thirty glorious days of nothing but beans. Trust me: when it's all said and done, your bank account and cardiologist will thank you, even if your spouse/partner/roommate moves out.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Party On The Cheap: Blue Cheese Salata & Crackers

The holidays are upon us, cheap eaters, and that means holiday parties, and that usually means booze 'n apps.

Bleu Cheese Gremolata
Whether you're hosting or bringing something to share, this Blue Cheese Salata dip-type-thing will be a hit, I guarantee it, and tastes great with white wines. Composed of a thin layer of sharp cheese, minced red onion, and parsley dressed with a light, lemony oil, this ridiculously easy appetizer can be thrown together in less than five minutes and utilizes mostly pantry staples. Best of all, it comes in at a significantly lower price point than a lot of holiday appetizers (think shrimp, crab, nuts, cheese boards), particularly if you purchase store-brand blue cheese or a large container from a club store.

Have you got five minutes? Then let's get this party started.


Start off by doing all the cutting board work in one pass: dice one, smallish red onion, mince two cloves of garlic, and finely chop about three tablespoons of flat-leaf parsley. While you've got the knife out, slice a lemon in half and juice that sucker.


Now spread your cheese in a layer over the bottom of a small serving platter or plate, about ½ inch deep. Sprinkle the onion evenly over cheese, then add a thin layer of parsley across the top. (We'll save the garlic and lemon juice for the dressing.)

olive oil
And, speaking of dressing, whisk together about one-quarter cup olive oil, the juice of one lemon, and minced garlic in a small bowl or Pyrex cup. Mix well. Pour the dressing over the plate of cheese. Grind lots of black pepper over the top and...

Bleu Cheese Gremolata
...done. You can let this sit at room temperature for an hour or two before the party or cover and refrigerate for up to six hours; just be sure set it out early to take the chill off. Serve with crackers (try the store-brand Carr's Water Biscuit knock-offs) and wine.

Final suggestion: make sure that everyone at the party eats at least a little so that no guest has to worry about garlic/onion breath under the mistletoe. Cheers!

(Click here for printable recipe.)

Blue Cheese Salata Dip from BeanPlate
serves about 10-12 as appetizer

16 oz. blue cheese (or Gorgonzola or feta, crumbled)
1 small red onion, minced
3 tablespoons parsley, finely chopped
¼ cup extra virgin olive oil
juice of one lemon
2 cloves garlic, minced
freshly ground black pepper

Spread the cheese in a thin layer over the bottom of a small serving platter or plate, about ½ inch deep. Sprinkle the onion and parsley evenly over cheese. Whisk together olive oil, lemon juice, and garlic. Pour over cheese mixture. Grind lots of black pepper on top and serve with an assortment of crackers. Can also be made ahead and refrigerated, covered, for up to six hours.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

Cheap & Easy: Slow-Baked Shoyu Chicken Thighs

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If you're looking for a inexpensive, fool-proof protein to round out your weekday meals, look no further than the lowly chicken thigh. (Do you know why? Chicken thigh.) At my grocery store, bone-in chicken thighs have been on sale nearly every week in recent months and I purchased an entire tray (10-12 small thighs) for around five dollars. And though thighs are sort of the red-headed-stepchild of the chicken carcass, they have it got all over breasts when it comes to flavor and moisture. Even a Picky Pete who normally shuns the flesh of the poultry thigh won't know the difference once it is slow-roasted in a tasty shoyu sauce.

This recipe for shoyu (Japanese/Hawaiian word for soy sauce) is a variation on the kind my Hawaiian family members have been making for years. And it meets all requirements of the BeanPlate Trifecta: cheap, tasty, simple. The shoyu sauce is mostly made up of just three ingredients in equal proportions:

three ingredients
Brown sugar, soy sauce, sherry. (If these ingredients were dwarves, they'd be Sweet, Salty, and Boozy.) (And remember how I promised another use for that sherry I pressured you to buy for the chicken pot pie? I am making good on that promise, people. Bust out the sherry.) The equal proportions make this recipe incredibly easy to remember and, depending on how much chicken you're making, effortless to halve and double.

ginger
I like to add a tablespoon or two of fresh-grated ginger. Fresh ginger root is one of those big-flavor items that also happens to be cheap, cheap, cheap; a good-sized hunk will only set you back fifty cents and it keeps (tightly wrapped) in the freezer. Crush a couple cloves of garlic, too, and...

stir it up
...stir the sugar, soy, sherry, ginger, and garlic together. The sauce, she is done.

you know why-
After removing the skin from the thighs (too graphic!)...

avert your eyes, vegans
...place them on a broiler pan in two neat little rows.

baste
Brush each with an ample amount of sauce and pop in a 325 degree oven. Bake for one hour and fifteen minutes but--here is the crucial step to keep them from drying out--every fifteen minutes or so, flip each piece over and add more sauce. Flip, flip, baste, baste, close the oven. Steam some rice and make a salad (or read blogs and watch illegal Top Chef clips on YouTube) between flips.

chicken
During the final fifteen minutes, you can sprinkle the tops with a few teaspoons of sesame seeds. After removing the chicken from the oven, you can pour off the extra sauce and pan drippings into a wee saucepan with the leftover marinade and quickly bring it to a boil over medium-high heat. Pour a little of this sauce on each piece of chicken and sprinkle with chopped green onion before serving.

shoyu chicken
The sauce will be caramelized and gorgeous and really tasty with a pile of sticky steamed rice.

meaty
And just check out these tender thighs, huh? Not bad for five bucks.

(Click here for printable recipe.)

Shoyu Chicken from BeanPlate
serves 6, 2 thighs apiece

1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup sherry
1/2 cup soy sauce
1-2 T. fresh ginger, grated
2 cloves garlic, minced
10-12 bone-in chicken thighs, skin removed
sesame seeds(optional)
green onion (optional)

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Combine brown sugar, sherry, soy sauce, ginger, and garlic in small bowl. Arrange chicken thighs on a broiler pan and lightly baste with sauce. Bake for 1 hour 15 minutes, flipping and basting the chicken every fifteen minutes. (If desired, sprinkle thighs with a few teaspoons of sesame seeds during final fifteen minutes of cooking time.) After removing chicken from oven, combine pan juices with remaining marinade in a small saucepan and bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Garnish chicken with sliced green onions and serve with steamed rice and warm shoyu sauce.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Little Splurges: Spiced Candied Pecans

Crunch
I know, I know: pecans are most certainly not a cheap eat, but hear me out on this one.

You know how nearly every restaurant in the country has some form of salad with candied nuts and blue cheese and dried fruit on mixed greens? And those salads, though tasty, will cost you somewhere between eight and eighteen dollars? Well, for less than the price of one restaurant salad, you can make a great, big batch of these pecans that will turn plate after plate of your humble, home-tossed greens into something special. Plus, this recipe couldn't be simpler. Many candied nut recipes call for deep-frying the nuts or lots of added butter, which isn't really necessary or worth the mess/cost/added fat calories.

So, please: check out my nuts, won't you?

Raw Pecans
Start with a pound of raw pecans.

whisky
Whisk together one egg white and one tablespoon of water.

drain
In a large bowl, toss the watery egg whites with the pecans and then transfer the nuts to a colander and let them drain for five minutes. Failure to properly drain your nuts will result in excessive nut goo, and nobody wants that.

spices
While the nuts drain, round up your spices. Here we have cinnamon, cayenne, powdered ginger, and salt. Mix the seasonings together with about one cup of sugar. (For the best sugary adhesion, superfine sugar is the ticket. If you don't have any--and why would you?--just run granulated sugar through a food processor or blender for one minute. Voila!)

baking sheets
In a large bowl, toss the nuts together with the sugar-spice mixture and then spread evenly on two cookie sheets lined with parchment paper. The parchment paper, besides preventing sticking, encourages a nice crispy, lacy, caramel-y exterior on the nuts. Plus, you don't have to wash your pans, which is just plain thrilling.

stir
Bake for about 50 minutes in a 275 degree oven, stirring once half-way through and rotating the pans for even toasting. Added bonus: your house is going to smell fantastic.

nutty
The nuts will come out toasty and dry, perfectly coated and crispy, knocking around on the pan with a satisfying crunchy sound not unlike fallen leaves. After letting them cool for about half an hour, toss some of the nuts with mixed greens and vinaigrette, or just store them in an airtight container for a week. (FYI: they will never, ever survive the whole week.)

pee-can
It probably goes without saying that these nuts are also perfectly delicious straight-up. Put them in a pretty bowl on your coffee table, mix a cocktail, and pretend you're in the bar of a fahncy boutique hotel. Or package some in a little bag and give them away as cheap holiday or hostess gifts. Or put the whole pound in your own mouth in one fell, decadent swoop: what you do with your nuts in the privacy of your home is entirely your business.

(Click here for print-ready recipe.)

Spiced Candied Pecans from BeanPlate
yield: about 4 cups

1 lb. raw pecans (or walnuts)
1 egg white, lightly beaten with 1 T. water
1 cup sugar (or 2/3 cup superfine sugar)
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
1 tsp. ginger
1 tsp. salt

Preheat oven (with one rack in the upper and and one in the lower-middle positions) to 275 degrees. In a medium mixing bowl, toss nuts together with egg white mixture. Transfer to a colander and drain for 5 to 10 minutes. Combine the sugar, cinnamon, cayenne, ginger, and salt. Toss the sugar-spice mixture with the drained nuts. Spread nuts evenly on two cookie sheets lined with parchment paper. Bake for about 50 minutes, stirring once and rotating the sheets half-way through baking time. Once crisp, remove nuts from oven and allow to cool completely on cookie sheet. Store in an airtight container.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Global Cheap Eats: Mulligatawny

Mulligatawny
Soup weather is officially upon us and just in time, right? There are few eats cheaper than homemade soup, and tonight the starring soup is mulligatawny, an Anglo-Indian chicken soup with lots of veggies and a warming curry kick in every bite. Not only is this soup bright, filling, and incredibly inexpensive, but it is flexible: omit the chicken and swap vegetable broth for stock, and you've got an even cheaper, vegan meal. (Here's looking at you, my vegan sisters.) Can't do spicy? Just dial back the spices to your taste. Too broke for one of those ridiculous, winter-hot-house, two-dollar red peppers? Leave it out, baby.

Are you in? Let's make some mulligatawny magic.

peeling apple
First off, you'll need one peeled, chopped, crispy apple, like a Fuji or Braeburn. Once cooked, the apple will be kind of like potato, easily taking on the curry flavors but also adding a slight sweetness to the finished product. You may be skeptical of fruit in soup, but let's just run with it, OK?

chop chop
Next, chop up a healthy mess of vegetables: carrots, celery, onion, green pepper, and red pepper. You'll need about 4-5 cups of fruit and vegetables total, so there is certain flexibility according to what you have on hand. Got some mushrooms? Throw those in, too. Not much celery? Just use what you have.

confetti
After heating about 2 tablespoons of butter and 1/2 tablespoon of vegetable oil in a large stock pot or Dutch oven, add your fruit and veggies to the pot. Sauté over medium-high heat for about ten minutes, stirring occasionally and being sure to pat yourself on the back for making something with six(!) different types of fruit and veg. You are a top-drawer, fully actualized human being, no doubt about it.

spicy
While the vegetables cook, measure out your dry ingredients: flour, curry, ginger, red pepper flakes, and salt. Once the vegetables are soft, add the dry ingredients to the pot and stir until the spices are fragrant and the flour toasty, about one minute. The vegetables will be coated in a thick, dry, spicy paste. Now, slowly add your assembled liquid ingredients: chicken stock, tomato paste, and mango chutney.

chutney
Though BeanPlate is not about purchasing expensive specialty ingredients for the sake of a single recipe, the chutney is mission critical. And you don't have to go to a specialty market; most stores carry some kind of chutney on the mustard/ketchup/pickle aisle. If you want chutney on the cheap, though, go to your local international market. One jar will last in the fridge for ages and has scads of other uses (hint, hint: BeanPlate coming attractions).

But, back to the soup! Bring it to a strong simmer and add about one pound of raw, chopped chicken breast. Simmer until the chicken is cooked through, about twenty minutes. Now, if you want things to be slightly more decadent, you can finish the soup with a splash or two of cream or half-and-half. If you'd rather keep things squeaky clean (and vegan) don't add any dairy...

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...just garnish with chopped flat-leaf parsley and enjoy! Mulligatawny is also delicious topped with a few tablespoons of toasted cashews or almonds, or possibly with a scoop of steamed rice in the center of the bowl. Your Mulligatawny options: they are endless.

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This recipe is particularly great the second day and will freeze beautifully, guaranteed. And one final note: chutney sometimes contains whole raisins, so if you (like me) have a loved one who is morally opposed to hot raisins, you can fish the one or two stray raisins out before serving. Or, if you prefer culinary passive aggression, just leave those swollen little babies alone.

Which begs a closing question: hot, cooked raisins: tasty treat or bloated devil fruit? Discuss.

(Click here for print-ready recipe.)

Mulligatawny (Indian Chicken Soup) from BeanPlate
serves 4-6

2 T. butter
1/2 T. vegetable oil
1 cup apple, chopped and peeled
1 large sweet onion, chopped
1/2 cup carrots, chopped
1/2 cup celery, chopped
1/2 cup red bell pepper, chopped
1/2 cup green pepper, chopped
2 T. flour
2 T. curry (or less, to your taste)
1 tsp. ground ginger
1/2 tsp. crushed red pepper
1/4 tsp. salt
28 oz. low-sodium chicken broth (or vegetable broth)
1/3 cup mango chutney
1/4 cup tomato paste
1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut in bite-sized pieces

1/3 cup cream or half-and-half (optional)
flat-leaf parsley, chopped

Heat butter and oil in Dutch oven or large pot over medium-high heat. Add apple and all vegetables and sauté about 10 minutes, stirring frequently. Add flour, spices, and salt. Stir well, cooking about one minute, until fragrant and toasted. Add broth, chutney, and tomato paste; bring to a high simmer. Add chicken and simmer until chicken is cooked through, or reduce heat and cook over very low temperature for a few hours. If creamier soup is desired, stir in cream or half-and-half and gently warm through. Sprinkle with parsley and serve.


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Vintage Eats: Shoo-fly Pie

This entry is from BeanPlate contributor Nora Bee, our resident maven of authentic Great-Depression-era recipes. From homemade bread to pie to scrapple(!), Nora will deliver the old-timey baked goods in style. She also writes at her blog, Whopping Cornbread, lives in Seattle, and takes good care of one adorable, pie-scented baby boy.

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Shoo-fly pie is a traditional Pennsylvania Dutch pie/coffee cake/breakfast/dessert thing. Growing up in rural eastern PA, our neighbor and grandma-equivalent was Mrs Nicholas. She was a real life farm wife, and made shoo-fly pie every week for her man to have for his breakfast. I've never had anything else like it anywhere: the molasses-i-ness, the cakiness, the wet bottom (oh! the wet bottom!). If you can get it to make a wet bottom of gooey molasses yum, that is--it can be sort of elusive.

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There are as many shoo-fly pie recipes as there are cooks, I think, but this is Mrs Nicholas's recipe:

Start with an uncooked pie shell of some sort. I made my own crust here, because I was trying TO IMPRESS YOU, and it was fine, but I'm not convinced it was better than a frozen crust from the store. Some people can make great pie crust, not me. Also, this recipe is for a smaller pie, like the pre-made pie crusts in the foil tins (8 inches, I think). I have messed this pie up several times trying to use a bigger more "modern" deep dish pie pan and adjusting the ingredients.

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OK, got your pie shell? Cool. Let's go then.

You have The Goo and The Crumbs. Both are easy and cheap. Once you have both, you pour The Goo into the pie shell, and sprinkle the crumbs on top, and right into the oven it goes. It's magic.

The Goo:

1 cup hot water
1/3 cup molasses
1/3 tablespoon baking soda

Mix above together until molasses is dissolved. I usually do it on the stovetop, but I don't think you have to as long as the water is hot enough to mix with the molasses. That's it! No, seriously, that's it. There's hardly time to stare at your sleeping baby or ponder the state of your laundry, which is how I often spend my cooking wait times.

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It also makes a really stupid photo.

Now, The Crumbs:

1 cup flour
1/4 cup butter
1/3 cup sugar

Mix together with your hands until the texture of sand. That's it!

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Extra cute if toddler in red PJs can help, but not necessary.

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Now pour The Goo into the pie shell...

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...and then sprinkle The Crumbs on top of The Goo. Do not mix! Just sprinkle. You want to avoid a mountain of crumbs in the center of The Goo. Nice, even sprinkling. (Apparently this crumb-sprinkling is what makes the gooey bottom layer at the end).

Now--be careful transporting to oven because The Goo is watery--bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. That's it! Done! Best served at room temperature, but if you are impatient to dig in, as we usually are, give it 15 minutes or so at least.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Great Moment In Cheap Eats: Welsh Rabbit

Grilled cheese, like so many cheap meals, is also quintessential comfort food. Who among us hasn't enjoyed a grilled cheese when we were at our littlest, or our brokest, or our middle-of-the-night-college-drunkest? Grilled cheese, besides being the affordable kind of default, pantry-staple dinner or snack we can count on, is just plain good eating.

But, while reliably tasty, grilled cheese is lacking a certain something in the excitement department. It is, sometimes, a smidgen boring. The cheesy answer? (Lactose intolerant readers, avert your eyes.)

MELTY
Welsh Rabbit! Welsh Rabbit is basically an open-face grilled cheese sandwich, but the cheese is melty and boozy and spicy, sort of like a robust fondue. It utilizes any variety of flat or past-its-prime booze you happen to have around the house: traditional Rabbit calls for flat ale or beer, but I use leftover white wine most often.

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I'm telling you: undrinkable wine never had it this good.

And why is it called Welsh Rabbit? It is a joke, a joke that is likely at the expense of the Welsh. (Welsh readers, avert your eyes.) According the aged tomes of Ye Olde Wikipedia:
It may be an ironic name coined in the days when the Welsh were notoriously poor: only better-off people could afford butcher's meat, and while in England rabbit was the poor man's meat, in Wales the poor man's meat was cheese. It may be a slur against the Welsh, since the dish contains no meat and so was considered inferior. Then again, because the word Welsh was at the time used by the English to describe anything inferior or foreign, it may allude to the dish's Continental European origin.
To recap: obscure English cultural joke, vague Euro-flair, booze, spices, cheese. Welsh Rarebit has it all!

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Side note: you see some cookbooks refer to this dish as Welsh Rarebit, but as grammarian H.W. Fowler stated in the 1936 edition of the Dictionary of Modern English Usage, "Welsh Rabbit is amusing and right. Welsh Rarebit is stupid and wrong."

Glad we settled that, then. On to the Welsh Rabbit!

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First, you'll need a double boiler or, in the true spirit of broke-ass ingenuity, you can make your own with a medium saucepan and a metal mixing bowl. Bring an inch or so of water to a boil in the saucepan and let the mixing bowl warm up.

a tablespoon or two
Carve off one tablespoon of butter...

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...and add it to the mixing bowl.

one cup of booze
Once the butter is melting, round up a cup of beer or wine and add that to the bowl, too.

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Warm the butter and beer, being sure to savor the exquisite, hedonistic aroma of warm, buttery booze. Try not to drink it.

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While the liquid is warming, grate about three cups (or one pound) of a nice, sharp Cheddar.

sprinkle in cheese
Gradually add the cheese to the warm beer, stirring constantly with a fork until melted and fairly smooth.

whisk an egg
Now, quickly add one lightly beaten egg, one teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce, and some dry spices, which you'll want to have all pre-measured, like this...

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...which will both prevent you from leaving your cheese unattended and make you feel like the host of your own low-to-medium budget Food Network show. The spices include a little sweet paprika, dry mustard, curry powder, salt and a pinch of cayenne.

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Whisk everything together and cook for about a minute, until the cheese sauce thickens slightly.

toast
Grab some toasty, crusty slices of bread...

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...and pour your Rabbit sauce over the top. If you like pepper, why not go nuts and grind a little over the top? We're living now!

salad FOR HEALTH
I like to serve Welsh Rabbit with a green salad and tart vinaigrette, you know, for health and as a palette cleanser during this...

CHEESY
...whole situation. This dish really does scratch some primal, juvenile itch, that craving for unadulterated hot cheese and warm bread, rich and sharp and crunchy and smooth all at once. The egg gives the sauce a particularly nice texture (just look at that ooze!) and the Worcestershire, curry, and mustard give it some surprising complexity. All this goodness after about five minutes of work!

And, above all, this recipe is absolutely perfect for all those rainy, lazy Sunday afternoons when you find yourself just fresh out of rabbit.

(Click here for print-ready recipe.)

Welsh Rabbit (or Rarebit)
Serves 4 to 6

3 cups Cheddar cheese, grated
1 T. butter
1 cup flat beer, ale, white wine, or champagne*
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 t. Worcestershire sauce
1 t. salt
1/2 t. paprika
1/4 t. dry mustard
1/4 t. curry powder
a pinch of ground red pepper
8 slices of toasted bread

Fill bottom of double boiler with an inch of water, bring to a boil. Melt butter in top of a double boiler. Add cup of beer (or wine) and heat until warm. Gradually add cheese, stirring constantly with a fork until melted and smooth. Add egg, Worcestershire, salt, and dry spices. Cook sauce, stirring constantly, for one to two minutes, until sauce thickens slightly. Pour cheese over toast and serve.

*If you'd prefer not to use alcohol or don't have any alcohol on hand, you can substitute tomato juice for the beer and make a "Blushing Bunny." Very virtuous, still tasty.